I know ANTM Episode 3 is one long, boring cat fight.

8:03 - "Does giving bad tips make you a bad friend...or a good competitor?" - Bianca

8:05 - Bianca is not going to be anyone she's not.  She's apparently a bitch.

8:06 - Miss J's Fashion Madhouse - staged set or actual location in Miss J's mind?  They have to wear a straight jacket and "work it".  Miss J : "It's important to use your legs."  Well, amputees could have told me that.

8:10 - Bianca thinks Saliesha looks too commercial, and her own face is very special.  What Bianca doesn't know is that I want to call her Brandy.  Dude looks like Brandy, for reals.  OMG - a total revelation - Except for running over that dude, maby Bianca IS Brandy.  She's like the cracked-out that Brandy would have been.  Her evil twin. 

Saliesha does kind of look like an African American Carrie Underwood.

8:11  - "Don't let the red hair fool you bitches.  I can be high fashion." - Bianca  Well, it certainly worked for Karen Elson.

8:23 - Bizarro big-hair fashion show.  And the winner is...Saliesha.  Surprise, surprise.  Geez people, she said she was going to win.

8:24 - Jaslene's commercial.  Stilted tranny.  She proves it to me every week.  When Queen Latifah is more feminine than you, it's pretty bad.

8:28 - Matthew Jordan Smith shoots the girls climbing walls in couture.  Saliesha is a "model on a wire".

8:30 - Bianca looks "forced".  Stilted like Jaslene.

8:34 - Okay, I just couldn't keep watching after this point.  I wanted to poke pencils in my ears from listening to Bianca talk.  I'll come back at the end of the show and tell who won.

8:55  - It's down to Bianca and Kimberly.  Since the makeover show is next week, and Bianca's a total bitch with red crazy hair, she's totally staying.  Bye-bye Kimberly.

8:59 - And I'm totes right.  Sorry Kim, but you need a back story.  Maybe if you had been a former sexual assault victim or homeless or just memorably bitchy, but you're not.  You're just another pretty face.  Bon voyage!